Gardening with Weapons

My boring weeding tool is missing.

I lent it to Smiley for digging. Then I went into the house, and when I came back to the yard he had put it somewhere.

Today had some nice sunshine. A bunch of dandelions were flowering, so I needed to do some weeding. What did I have in the garage that could function as a weeding tool? A screwdriver is too thin. A putty spreader is too flimsy.

All I could find was my set of Hibben Generation 2 throwing knives. They work great.

But I feel bad, because every time someone uses a weapon for gardening a ninja fairy dies.