Tired of discussing politics? Instead try matching up today's political issues with cartoons!
There's a new microwave gun for the military. Some people are worrying less about catastrophic global warming. More evidence a single meteor wiped out the dinosaurs.
This requires much less time or intelligence than writing witty alternative meanings to government signs.
UPDATE: Another inappropriate pair -- news of less Arab aggression. (I don't read ScrappleFace regularly. I'm glad Mr. Ott's still silly.)
UPDATE: I shouldn't mention global warming, even humorously, without a link to ocean acidification, which a knowledgeable friend of mind suspects will be the most significant part of the story, and which is much more clearly due to humanity.
