Two little kids are in a hospital waiting room before surgery. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you here for?"
The second kid says, "My tonsils are coming out. I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "Don't worry. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep. When you wake up they give you lots of ice cream."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
The second kid replies, "Oh no! I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
