Someone showed me this comic, which I don't have time to read. I only looked at the first few pages: enough to show me that an adventure entitled "William Bazillion and the Race for Santa's Nazi Gold" was either going to be utterly terrible or very entertaining.
That's even more far-fetched than the idea "American Robot Air Attack Squadron Bound for Iraq".
(Is something remote controlled really a robot? Don't robots need to be self-guided through their programming? Apparently an external power source counts.)
If anyone reads William Bazillion, please let me know if they liked it. Some day I'll once again have time to read fun stuff on the internet. (Orwell is next on my list. I did have time to read the highly amusing A Study in Emerald last month.)